• mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

(via yelled)

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

(via seanp0donnell)

beyondhighh:

ios 8 allows you to leave group texts

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(via ruinedchildhood)